Exclusive: An Anonymous Sloth From Bicycle Sighs Interviews Aaron From Obscene Orchestra / Bigaehomoehs

Q: So, how are you?

A: Eh, I could be better. Life has got me down a bit, but that's nothing new I assume. I'm trying to balance out everything equally - relationship and the band and I'm about to turn 18 - so its a bit rough right now.

Q: What is the word on Obscene Orchestra - and any new news?

A: Well, we're working on new music. We haven't been very active lately, and we really don't see much of each other besides band practice. We've realized its just stupid to try to make music we don't even like just to be diverse now. So we're going for dance-y music now more. I mean, it will still be different and interesting - to us at least.

Q: So what is the story with the new band Bigaehomoehs?

A: Well, Obscene Orchestra is amazing to be in of course, but Ive been working on music for it for a year or two now with and without other members and now that we're getting a lot more attention and getting more serious I needed to work on something to calm me down. I mean, OO! makes me feel better when I'm down but I need something everyday, not three times a week. Also, I wanted Adam, an old member of OO!, back again.

Q: What is the basic idea of Bigaehomoehs?

A: Well, its just a big fuck you to anyone and everything. I'm sick of the way America is and if I cant rule the world yet I'm gonna fuck with it until I do and this is just another way to do that in a much more abrasive way. OO! is a little more calm then it used to be. We used to just yell, spit and scream about fucking in the ass and that was fun. I wanted that again.

Q: What are your plans as far as live shows?

A: Well, we're going to try and book some shows locally, which has always been a bitch for OO! because of our diversity - people tend to look down on us for not sucking ass apparently. I mean, the Art Studio is the only place that will fucking book us. Also, we may book some shows in Austin and Houston, maybe Dallas or McAllen.

Q: What do you plan for recording and releasing music?

A: Well ... with this band, we can record our own music again, something we haven't been able to do with OO! in forever. Drums bring a whole new set of recording problems to the table, but we don't have a drummer in this band- just a guitar, a mic, a synth, and a keyboard for beats. We should probably release an EP into local stores soon - if they'll fucking sell it. Probably wont.

Q: What do you think about the upcoming election? Any thoughts?

A: Yeah, I have a lot to say about that. I'm really glad that bitch Hilary is gone. She just wanted to say Obama was a terrorist. McCain is fucking stupid as hell - I need not even say why. And Obama doesn't seem that great and, as we all know, everyone around here calls him Osama because we live in a town of fucking ignorant rednecks and gangs. Also, China can fucking suck it. Bush bombed innocent people for oil and he's to much of a pussy to actually fight a potential enemy. Bush needs a lesson on how not to be a little bitch.

Q: Any closing statements?

A: Yeah, to everyone around here who still thinks we suck ... go chug a bottle of cherry children's robo and pass out on the highway!