Looking For War Against Christmas In All The Wrong Places

One night at the bookstore, customer says to me "Merry Christmas" and I say "And a very happy Christmas to you."

"Don't you mean MERRY Christmas?" he asks.

I smile and say "Certainly sir, a very merry Christmas to you."

"What, they won't let you say CHRISTMAS in this store?" he asks.

"I did say Christmas," I reply. "Twice."

"Yeah, but the store doesn't really WANT you to say Christmas!" he said. "Everyone's AFRAID to say CHRISTMAS!"

I point to a large sign right behind me hanging above my head. In large red letters, it reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS."

"I don't think that's a problem here," I say with a smile. "We even have a selection of gift cards that say 'Merry Christmas' right on them - and a wide variety of Christmas books. Would you like to see them?"

"Go to HELL!" he said.

Comments

Unknown said…
This did not happen. Well, at least not such succinctly memorable dialogue as you phrase it here. But I'm not bitching, just saying with a wink, "I see what you did there." Keep it up, I do the same thing.

FWIW, I'd have handled it the same way.